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Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by Dwydwyyr

Cyberhagen - February 18, 2017, 1:22 pm
What three? The only case I know of was dropped. Where's your evidence? The evidence is much stronger against Bill.
Cyberhagen - February 18, 2017, 1:21 pm
1. That's not work. It was after an interview, in a trailer. 2. "against their consent".. not what he said at all.
ScatXXVII - February 14, 2017, 6:24 pm
Hate to say this, brah. But the Russians hacked your account and deleted every comment you made condemning Democrat politicians like Bill Clinton for ra** and ***ual a**ault, thus making you look like a total hypocrite loser....brah...
ScatXXVII - February 14, 2017, 6:24 pm
Hate to say this, brah. But the Russians hacked your account and deleted every comment you made condemning Democrat politicians like Bill Clinton for ra** and ***ual a**ault, thus making you look like a total hypocrite loser....brah...
Dwydwyyr - February 14, 2017, 12:40 pm
In "closing", the problem of se.xual violence isn't a Republican or Democrat political issue. It should remain a legal and moral one. Maybe you haven't actually listened to those Trump t'apes but if you had, you'd be hard pressed to excuse his conduct.CYL
Dwydwyyr - February 14, 2017, 12:37 pm
Even his own staff conceded in interviews with Congress that their boss committed se.xual a**.ault. Sorry... but men don't on average brag about raping women. Just look at democrat Weiner for proof that the MSM fairly exposes scandals on both sides
Dwydwyyr - February 14, 2017, 12:33 pm
Trump was recorded at work directly bragging about the time he tried to force himself onto a married woman AFTER she refused to have se.x with him. He then tried to justify it on the grounds that being a rich celebrity gives him that god given right
Dwydwyyr - February 14, 2017, 12:30 pm
I don't know who you Trump supporters hang out with, but among my crude friends they at most brag about getting laid, not slipping roofies or forcibly violating women. That's not se.x, it's v-i-o-l-e-n-c-e.
Dwydwyyr - February 14, 2017, 12:27 pm
And what way would that be? Bragging about violence against women? It's not the se.x part that crossed the line here. Trump has been bragging about cheating on his wives on Howard Stern for years. It was the part where he bragged about violence at them
Reality Lord - February 14, 2017, 11:31 am

truth is i doubt you'd find one man who hasn't talked this way about women at least once in his life. in closing, if obama had said i a**ure you...not one MSM would have reported it.
Dwydwyyr - February 14, 2017, 10:35 am
Your party is supposed to be the party of family values and Christian honor. If Obama had this kind of recorded evidence against him, you Xtian nutters would be freaking out over it. The hypocrisy is so deafening over it,it's sociopathic.Food for thought
Dwydwyyr - February 14, 2017, 10:34 am
As for Clinton, all of his allegations are hearsay. For every person accusing Clinton of cheating, there are three accusing Trump of r'ape. And his office wasn't in a conspiracy to protect him. You didn't provide any (real) evidence to back your claim
Dwydwyyr - February 14, 2017, 10:32 am
That's dishonest. Trump didn't have "locker room talk" about it.He was at work, at Access Hollywood. ANd he bragged about forcibly groping women for sport and f0rnicating them,against their consent, saying that his celebrity status gave him that privilege
Thedewd - February 14, 2017, 12:00 am
Trump may have had some locker room talk about it, but Slick Willy DID it, as evidenced by the legions of women that have exposed him over the years. Slick Willy was protected by his office and his wife at the time.
Dwydwyyr - February 13, 2017, 5:19 pm
...Clinton may be a bastard. But when Trump was bragging about violating women on that t'ape, his wife at the time was also pregnant with his latest child. And Republicans are supposed to be family values and all. Clinton was bad.Trump is worse.Nuff'said
Dwydwyyr - February 13, 2017, 5:17 pm
Clinton's offense, ugly as it was, is that he was a bad husband with a se'x addiction. Trump is that too. But Trump also bragged about a**'aulting women for sport because he thinks being a celebrity gives him that kind of immunity...
Dwydwyyr - February 13, 2017, 5:15 pm
Trump was also sued for ra'pe as far back as 1997. As far as Slick Willy Clinton, though, he was never "charged" with se'xual as'sault in any court or by any cop. And you won't find any court documents or (real) facts to support that fake alt-right news
Dwydwyyr - February 13, 2017, 5:12 pm
No worries, bro ... P.S. I never said Trump was "charged" with se'xual as'sault. But he quite clearly confessed to it when he bragged about it here, not realizing he was being recorded: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhsSzIS84ks
Reality Lord - February 13, 2017, 4:22 pm

all good man. have fun here that's what its about. like i said...i know the right vs left mentality in here. i poke fun of both side...check my profile.but i am unaware of any a**ault charges against trump ...unlike clinton
Dwydwyyr - February 13, 2017, 3:36 pm
....In any event, same here, nothing personal. I always enjoy your contributions. Just a heated day and age, politically speaking. When in Rome, ya know? TTFN :)
Dwydwyyr - February 13, 2017, 3:32 pm
...So, sorry, RT...but there is nothing "humorous" about downplaying Trump's violence against women. I get it, you were being glib. But considering Trump's the-pain-in-democracy's-arse right now, you Trump supporters might want to hold onto that prepH...
Dwydwyyr - February 13, 2017, 3:28 pm
...Tiger Woods, for instance, may be a se'x addict and a womanizer cad but comparing him to Bill Cosby, a serial rap'ist, would be a lame excuse. Trump isn't just a playa.He was caught bragging about his right to harass women on the ground of being famous
Dwydwyyr - February 13, 2017, 3:26 pm
...That said, trying to compare Trump to Bill Clinton is plenty lame as a way to excuse Trump's history of se'xual as'sault. Clinton was a womanizer. There's no (real) evidence to suggest he was a rap'ist too...
Dwydwyyr - February 13, 2017, 3:24 pm
Ahhhhh...sorry man. That stalker fail troll you admins keep banning was back, and I had just read (maybe too late) that the plan was to ignore him. Makes a difference knowing the powers-to-be aren't enabling him. I was still in a mood, etc...
Reality Lord - February 13, 2017, 3:16 pm

two things... first.. why are you so angry. and second wtf are you going off about? look i know its usually combative in here. my comment was pretty benign. bring it down a notch man. gets a sense of humor..or prep h.
ScatXXVII - February 13, 2017, 12:22 pm
Thank you mods for encouraging leftist liberals like the creator of this meme (Alex Baldwin entering teen dressing room) to state thier position. They may well be responsible for a three term Trump Presidency
Dwydwyyr - February 13, 2017, 11:58 am
...Unless you are saying that Trump sucks at least as bad as Clinton, which isn't true in your case since you obviously dig Trump. You are using a logical fallacy called moral-false-equivalence:you don't grade scoundrels on a curve to enable their BS.TTFN
Dwydwyyr - February 13, 2017, 11:56 am
So, it's okay for someone to r'ape and kill a woman because, ya know, Ted Bundy did it? ... Wonderfully childish idiots logic you got going on there. Bill Clinton's indiscretions have nothing to do with Trump's bad behavior...
Reality Lord - February 13, 2017, 11:31 am

..um...good ole boy bill clinton maybe?

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Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by BurningSlanders

BurningSlanders - March 14, 2017, 12:51 am
Ironic how a Klanny thinks he's the Jew in this equation. Furthermore, MLK was a**assinated by a Republican-run Hoover FBI. Who's racist now?
ScatXXVII - March 13, 2017, 11:28 am
Now THAT'S funny! A humiliated, defeated Democrat accusing conservatives of playing the race card in the exact same manner that a Nazi would accuse a Jew of being anti-Semitic
BurningSlanders - March 12, 2017, 8:22 pm
Hey, Dinesh D'Souza, why not try stating something more pertinent to the conversation instead of, say, oh I dunno, playing the RACE CARD all the time, huh, Mr. Conservative?
ScatXXVII - March 12, 2017, 2:38 pm
Answer- Slavery. Creating the KKK. Filibustering Civil Rights Bill. Killing MLK. Obamacare. Question- What did Liberal Leftist Democrats do that they now blame on Donald Trump?
BurningSlanders - March 12, 2017, 1:57 pm
See, everything is "Liberal Leftist Democrat." That's your only answer to everything. Yep, the Democrats are responsible for everything--even when the GOP controls the federal gov't, Trump is still blaming Obama for sh'it. What a halfwit.
ScatXXVII - March 12, 2017, 7:09 am
The irony of a left wing liberal Democrat destroying almost 50 years of left wing liberal Democrat dogma by saying it is perfectly legal for a sitting president to wire *** the residence of his opponents is priceless beyond compare.
BurningSlanders - March 11, 2017, 3:11 pm
Nope, Obama's wire*** of Trump is PERFECTLY LEGAL under the USA Freedom Act, which is just a tepid rewording of the PATRIOT Act enacted under the Bush administration. As for the DNC--that's party politics, pure and simple. RNC did the same to Ron Paul.
ScatXXVII - March 11, 2017, 1:03 pm
Funny, isn't it? Obama's illegal wire ***ping of Trump found no collusion with the Russians. But it did find Hillary colluded with the DNC to burn Sanders